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What's stronger than a fortune cookie?
A hammer.
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Don't blame others for the road you're on.
It's your own asphalt.
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What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?
Robin get in the car.
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What should you use with Batman shampoo?
Conditioner Gordon
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I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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Whycan’tastronaughtsgetdrunk?
...becausethere’snospacebar.
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Thought I heard someone say “Hello” in Arabic
But it was a false Salaam.
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What's the difference between a dad joke and a regular joke?
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