The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, everyone will say,
"Well, she looks good, doesn't she!"
What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney?
"You're too little to smoke!"
What did the doctor say to the patient after the operation was finished?
"That's enough out of you!"
Patient: Doc, I don't believe that peanuts are fattening.
Doctor: Well, have you ever seen a skinny elephant?