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Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
Crew: I I Captain.
What do you call a typo on a headstone?
A grave mistake
How does someone become a conductor?
I called the tinnitus hotline
But it just kept ringing
I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.
He just didn’t cut it.
If anyone gets a DM from me about canned meat, don't open it!
My can opener broke ...
Now it’s a can’t opener.
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