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My wife asked me if I'm ever gonna stop singing "Wonderwall"

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To the guy who stole my antidepressants...

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My wife said she would kill me if I kept singing "I'm a Believer". I called her bluff and kept at it.

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My teacher told me I would never be any good at Poetry because of my dyslexia....

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Believing only 12.5% of the Bible

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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

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Tech: Okay ma'am, do you see the button on the right-hand side of your mouse?