The hardest part for someone when coming out
Saying it with a straight face
Humans are born with four kidneys
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
I would love to get paid to sleep.
It would be a dream job.
There is a cult where they don’t believe in using coins.
Sounds like a bunch of non-cents!
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?
Because, it would blow his cover.
I had a legless dog called Cigarette.
Every morning I took him out for a drag.
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.