I was surprised that the only gift I got for my birthday was a bucket of Play-Doh.
I don’t know what to make of it.
My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too un-American.
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.
I've done that, but what do I do with the letter.
Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."