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My doctor said he's been practicing for 25 years.
I told him I'm not going back until he's ready to start doing it for real.
Patient: Doctor,, my hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: What about a shoebox?
Refusing to go to the gym
counts as resistance training.
Why didn't anyone say anything when the king farted?
It was a noble gas.
Mary had a little lamb.
She's not a vegan anymore.
Many people have decent hand-eye coordination.
But pirates have good eye-eye coordination.
What happened to the pirate who couldn't pee?
He became irate.
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My son thinks he’s smart, he said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
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