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If you spent all day in a well...
...your day would be well spent.
What do you call a group of musical whales?
I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.
I got shafted.
My wife gave birth to our child today. Everything went well, the baby is healthy and I'm very happy
If you're here looking for a punchline, you probably won't find it. This was just about the delivery
The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.
That shit was bananas.
I've got 4 eyes, 3 legs, 1 tail, and 12 toes. What am I?
I need a joke to tell my deaf friend
Preferably one he's never heard before
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My teacher says I'm pretty good at addition but I'm terrible at subtraction.
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