I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
I’m never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon.
They just take the money and run.
I watched a movie about graphs last night, but I was slightly disappointed.
The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
My wife yelled at me, telling me to put the toilet seat down..
Don't know why I was carrying it around in the first place.