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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the 'No-Bell' prize.
Can February March?
No, but April May.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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