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Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?
Because they’ve got a Supreme Ruler.
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
I don't really work well under pressure.
Or under any other circumstance for that matter.
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