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Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Her coach was a pumpkin and she was always running away from the ball.
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.”
Why do Norwegians build their own tables?
I quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big or strong enough.
Today, I put in my too-weak notice.
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