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Why don’t blind people skydive?
It scares the hell out of their guide dogs.
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.
Rest in peace boiling water
You will be mist.
My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry,
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I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
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