Why do spies keep working even when they're asleep?
Cos they're undercover.
My wife found out I was cheating on her, after she found all the letters I was hiding.
She got so mad she said she was never going to play Scrabble with me again!
In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"