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Where would you find a tortoise with no legs?
Wherever you left it.
A new study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I want my favorite team to be my pallbearers
so that they can let me down one last time.
An Indian woman offended me, so I cursed her to be reincarnated as a a garment worn by Hindu women.
She'll be sari!
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It was mealtime on a small airline, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.
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