Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career.
I haven't heard from him since.
My wife asked me why I was speaking so softly at home...
...I told her I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening! She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
1 or 2. 1...or 2?