The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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What do you call crystal clear urine?

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I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank

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My gay friend is just terrible in telling jokes.

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I met a beautiful cactus today, so I told it, " you're looking sharp today ". " I'm just a cactus " , it said.