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What do you call a police officer who refuses to get out of bed?
An undercover cop.
I changed my iPhone name to Titanic.
It’s syncing now.
My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.
It's old butt gold.
When my grandfather was ill, we rubbed lard on his back.
He went downhill quite quickly after that.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
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