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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian resturaunt.
I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.
Why are foot injuries so serious?
... because they take so long to heel.
How do trees get on the Internet?
Just like everyone else. They log in.
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Alligators can grow up to 13 feet.
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