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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
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A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
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Cosmetic surgery used to be something that people would be embarrassed to speak about
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