[Walks up to coworker's desk] I know I don't say this often enough,
but than you for not showing me pictures of your kids.
When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, "You missed work yesterday, didn't you?"
I said, "No, not particularly."
Anna gave up her seat to a blind person on the bus.
That's how she lost her job as a bus driver.
My friends claim I’m the cheapest person they have ever met.
I’m not buying it.