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Therapist: Your wife has complained you never buy her flowers, what do you have to say to that?
Well, in my defense, I never knew she sold flowers.
Fun fact: Alligators can grow up to 16 feet
But most of them just have 4
I like to tell dad jokes, but I don’t have kids.
I'm a faux pa!
Four years ago today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.
Joke of the Day
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
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