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The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
"Sergeant! Sergeant! The troops are revolting!"
"Well, you're no prize pig yourself."
My favourite word is "Drool"
It sort of rolls off the tongue
Last year I bought my first house.
It was a real moving experience.
“Dear Diary, I think I have trouble distinguishing between inanimate objects and human beings.”
My therapist: Yes, I see that. Stop calling me Diary.
Joke of the Day
For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
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