My dad is forbidden from buying alcohol since he started working in the coal mine
They don't sell alcohol to miners
I was asked at an interview what my weakness is. I replied "I'm too honest". The interviewer said "I don't consider honesty a weakness".
I said "I don't give a fuck what you think"
My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago.
She just can’t seem to let it go.