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I've always been able to talk to dogs.
I mean they don't understand me or anything, but still.
When I was a kid, I really wanted to learn Morse Code
...my hopes were dashed
“Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”
“No son, have you seen my dadglasses?”
Doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit.
You get a warm feeling, but no one else notices.
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While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused...
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