Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
I've always been able to talk to dogs.
I mean they don't understand me or anything, but still.
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
Reporter: How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?
Company owner: It's simple. I have 100 employees, and 99 free parking spaces outside. The other one costs $50 a day.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
My wife told me, “ Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.”
“You’re much bigger than that.”
REVEAL ANSWER
1
What do you call a slow moving poop?
A turdle.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
What’s it called when you kill chickpeas?
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
