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My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”
I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”
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I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent.
It goes without saying.
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My friend and his girlfriend have been in a serious relationship for 5 years.
I’ve heard neither of them ever tell a joke.
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I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
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Has anyone been to Engagement, Ohio ?
It's a little place between Dayton and Marion.
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What kind of car runs on leaves?
An autumn-mobile!
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What is the angriest nut?
Pissed-aschios.
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My dog is really good at playing fetch
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