The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, and Venus Williams all walk into the same bar.

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If a father in Iraq gifts his daughter a new bag, what will she say?

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I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra."

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My daughter texted me wondering why I was so happy all day.

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The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...

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I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

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How do you split the ocean in half?