The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My wife sent me an article that says men's beards have more germs than dogs.

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My wife is threatening to leave me because I’m addicted to wearing a new T-shirt every half an hour.

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There was a fight between 69 and 70.

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What is a Mexicans favorite anime?

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I woke up this morning and found that someone dumped a bunch of legos on my front door step.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar?

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In college, I was so broke that I couldn’t afford to pay the electricity bill.