The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Why was the piano on the porch?

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Kid: Dad, can you teach me how to play chess?

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Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

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Which day do eggs hate?

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Time flies like an arrow.

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Which food should you only eat in the bathroom?

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Father: I know what's causing your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching television.