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Why was the piano on the porch?
Because it forgot its keys.
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Kid: Dad, can you teach me how to play chess?
Dad: Sure, let me pick up a board at the pawn shop.
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Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great.
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Which day do eggs hate?
Fry-day
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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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Which food should you only eat in the bathroom?
Showerkraut
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Father: I know what's causing your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching television.
Kid: I'm sorry, you'll have to phrase that in the form of a question.
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