Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
How do you make any boat a hat?
You flip it over and it becomes capsized.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Why did the rapper go to the grocery store?
To get some fresh beets
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
My dog is really good at playing fetch
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
0
0
