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Which African country is TESLA founder Elon Musk from?
Mad-at-gas-car, obviously.
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What's the difference between a guitar, a fish, and glue?
You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish!
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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”
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What's the quickest way to double your money?
Fold it in half.
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Peter Pan is terrible boxer.
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