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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

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There was a robbery at the Apple Store today.

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I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?