The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night.

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I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop.

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I just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident.

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Dad : “I need to call the doctor today.” Mom : “Which doctor?”