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My wife says I’m addicted to auctions but she’s wrong. I actually stopped after going once…

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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

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Dentists always ask dumb questions like “when’s the last time you flossed?”

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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”