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I threw a boomerang a couple years ago and it never came back

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Last night I dreamed I wrote Lord of the Rings.

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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

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Step 2: Brag that you walk 5 miles every day