The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I opened a gym geared towards lazy pessimists.

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Why did the man leave his date at the restaurant?

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Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.

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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?