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I just lost 20% of my couch

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I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank

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I got fired from my last job even though I always gave 100%.

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Every morning I announce loudly to my family that I’m going jogging, but then don’t go.