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How do Australians have sex?
They mate.
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Where do we store all our dad jokes?
In the dadabase!
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Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.
It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.
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