The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Have you ever seen a picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved?

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I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop.

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My 10 year old came in with a piece of paper and said “Dad, I’ve got a joke for you.”