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Every morning I plan on making pancakes,

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Knock-knock! Who's there? Hertz. Hertz who?

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I was driving when I saw a hitch hiker, so I stopped and picked him up. He said “Woah, I can't believe you actually picked me up. What if I was a serial killer?”

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Did you hear about the guy who's blanket fell off of him in the hospital?