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At any given moment, the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia
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Whenever I see a school bus, I think about my uncles last words...
“OH MY GOD, A BUS!!!!!”
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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
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I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
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