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I told my boss that three companies were after me, and I needed a raise to stay at my current job.
"Which companies are after you?" my boss asked. "Gas, electric and cable" I responded.
Puns leave me numb.
Mathematical puns leave me number.
Why do bananas need sunscreen?
Because they peel.
Daughter: Where are the Himalayas?
Father: If you'd clean your room, you'd know where to find things!
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This morning I saw the milkman drinking a sip of milk before leaving it in front of my door.
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