I really want to buy one of the grocery checkout dividers
but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back
My wife says she’s leaving me because she thinks I’m too obsessed with astronomy.
What planet is she on!
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” in the office.
I can’t tell you how much this award means to me.
My friends keep telling me that I’m the worst mailman they’ve ever seen.
Shit. Meant to post this somewhere else .