The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"

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What do you call a rectangle that got into an accident?

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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”