Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
I asked my wife to pick up a pumpkin to make pumpkin pie. When she said she couldn't find one at the store, I told her,
"I guess our plans are squashed."
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
0
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission chips.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
My wife made me a millionaire
Granted I was a billionaire before I met her.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” they ever met.
I can’t tell you how much this means to me.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
What do you call a nose with no body?
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
0
0
