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I asked my wife to pick up a pumpkin to make pumpkin pie. When she said she couldn't find one at the store, I told her,
"I guess our plans are squashed."
Anyone can be buried after they die...
But if you wanna get cremated, you've gotta urn it.
Why are the Avengers so good with tools?
They’re always assembling
Why was the toilet paper rolling down the hill?
It was in a rush to get to the bottom.
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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.
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