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Husband: Whisper dirty things to me.
Wife: The garage, the driveway, your car...
Wife: What are you doing? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband: I was looking for the expiration date.
Does anyone know how to catch a polar bear?
First cut a hole in the ice and throw some peas in it... then hide, when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole....
Daughter: Where are the Himalayas?
Father: If you'd clean your room, you'd know where to find things!
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My wife asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled
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