How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change it, and five to sing about how good the old one was.
Have you heard there was a kidnapping at the school?
Everybody laughed when we woke up again.
I have an old calculator that’s missing the minus button.
But on the plus side, it still works.
Dad jokes are at all all-time high during quarantine times
Analysts say it's the worst pundemic ever recorded in modern history.