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How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea saw
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud
Next time your wife is angry, give her a towel as cape.
Then say : now you are super angry! She might laugh.. you might die.
You should send a picture of your ex to NASA.
Apparently they are desperate to get a photo of A hole that sucks all your time and energy.
Joke of the Day
Me: Know what Thanos says when he finds a rotten fruit in his garden? My kids: Ugh.
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