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My son kept chewing on live electrical wires
So I had to ground him.
You can be as kind as you want...
but German kids are always Kinder.
Dad: What do you want for dinner? Kid: I feel like a pizza.
Dad: Well, you don't look like one!
I remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket.
He said, “Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $100 from a garage sale.
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