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"How did you sleep last night?"
Dad: "I closed my eyes and waited."
Every morning after I get up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of shit to IKEA.
I bought some noise cancelling headphones.
I thought people would find them annoying but so far I haven't heard any complaints.
What is black and white and sits on a swing?
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