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How can you tell an ant’s gender?
Put it in water. If it sinks it’s a girl ant, If it floats it’s buoyant
What did the yogi tell his restless students?
Don't just do something...sit there!
Guy at the door: Sir, would you like to make a donation to the local orphanage?
Dad: No problem. (To me) Hey, you live with this guy from now on.
Why shouldn't sandwiches have kids?
Because they are in bread.
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