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How can you tell an ant’s gender?
Put it in water. If it sinks it’s a girl ant, If it floats it’s buoyant
Got fired from the sperm bank yesterday
Apparently you’re not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say “get a load of this guy” every time someone walks in.
What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?
400 Million Dollars.
I asked my wife what she thought of my peeing skills, on a scale of 1-10...
She said “urinate”
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My biology teacher asked "What's heavier, the Indian or African elephant?"
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