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Have you heard there was a kidnapping at the school?

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I entered a horse themed costume contest dressed up as an elephant

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Altoids?