Before my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker.
I used to look up to him.
I just spent $300 for a limousine and found out it doesnt come with a driver.
Cant believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
The clouds parted and a voice thundered, "Come forth, and you'll receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, so he just got a toaster.