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Caller: Operator! Call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, you're an ambulance!
My wife said to me, 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?'
I said, 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves?
Joke of the Day
Me: Know what Thanos says when he finds a rotten fruit in his garden? My kids: Ugh.
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