Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
0
Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
1
Lying about my age is easier
now that I often forget what it is.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
I ordered two large fries
and instead they just gave me a whole bunch of tiny little ones. This is bullshit.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
Why don’t blind people skydive?
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close