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At any given moment, the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”

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Did you hear about the train robbery down in Mexico?

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I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house

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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”