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At any given moment, the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?
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My wife told me that I have a dad bod.
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I became a father today, but no dad jokes are coming to me. I’m pretty bummed.
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