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At any given moment, the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
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When I was at the pool yesterday, I began peeing in the deep end
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I almost fell in
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Patient: Doc, I don't believe that peanuts are fattening.
Doctor: Well, have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
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My GF left me once I stopped taking her to seafood restaurants
Turns out she was only with me for my mussels
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A captain harpooned a whale's tail on his first throw.
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