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At any given moment, the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
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I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
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The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally gave her a glue.
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