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After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.

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A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"

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My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”

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Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?