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After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.

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The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies. "

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I asked my boss, “Can I have a week off around Christmas?” He growled, “It’s May!”

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What happened when the dog ate the firefly?